America needs healthy fast food, and the Naughty Nutritionist® has the answer — brothels in every town!

Yes, brothels, meaning establishments that make genuine bone broth from scratch and serve up satisfying soups, sauces and stews.

The idea is that people who can’t get enough...

Vincent Van Gogh’s birthday is coming up March 30th, and I sure wish he’d eaten more bacon, the ultimate “feel good” food.   Van Gogh spent most of his short life lonely, impoverished and certifiably mad, with self-mutilating behaviors that included burning his...

I’d like to share a “quickie” today from the incomparable Dr. William Campbell Douglass II.   His newsletter Daily Dose has provided me with  a lot of wit and wisdom over the years, and today’s piece is on a topic dear to The Naughty Nutritionist...

As Americans get fatter and fatter, the soy industry has stepped up its efforts to promote soy as the ticket to weight loss.  In school cafeterias soy is presented as the “healthy” meat and dairy alternative that can prevent childhood obesity.    In health food stores...

Love chocolate and sex?   Then chocolate body paint might be just your thing!

Before you indulge, however,  learn the “ins and outs” from Wendy Northcutt of The Darwin Awards Fame.   Darwin Award winners “commemorate those individuals who ensure the long-term...

This little satire is by “anonymous “and was freely circulating on the internet a few years ago.     It’s better than almost anything I’ve seen at The Onion and it cracks me up every time.    To wit:

All drugs have two names, a trade name and...

Most people think seizures are rare events that are unlikely to happen to anyone but epileptics.   In fact one out of ten Americans will experience seizures during their lifetimes.    Seizures can come from brain injury,strokes, tumors, infections, metabolic disorder such as...

Here’s everything you’ve ever wanted to know about eggs but were afraid to ask.    What about all that dangerous cholesterol?    What color should the egg yolk be?  Why not eat just the egg whites?   Does cooking cause oxidized cholesterol?  ...

Did you know our ancestors ate high-fat, high-protein foods such as eggs and bacon before going to parties or pubs?  Such foods help prevent drunkenness, bad behavior and  hangovers.  How so?  The saturated fat in traditional foods not only helps keep blood sugar stable...

Got a splinter that’s gone in but you can’t pull out?    For those times when your tweezers don’t work,  The Naughty Survivalist™  proposes two everyday household products that can simply and painlessly do the trick.  Why go to the doctor when you...